July 3, 2014
My Bomber Jacket
Tonight is my big night and you know I’m going out on the town with my bomber jacket. Hand in pocket, the only way to fly. All the chicks say “hey” when I walk by. No one can resist my bomber jacket. I make an explosion when I enter Tommy’s Bar and Grill. People drop their daiquiris and stare, what can you do. You get lucky when you fly dangerously. That is how to impress. Don’t forget to pack your parachute, I keep mine right here in my sleeve pocket.

My Bomber Jacket

Tonight is my big night and you know I’m going out on the town with my bomber jacket. Hand in pocket, the only way to fly. All the chicks say “hey” when I walk by. No one can resist my bomber jacket. I make an explosion when I enter Tommy’s Bar and Grill. People drop their daiquiris and stare, what can you do. You get lucky when you fly dangerously. That is how to impress. Don’t forget to pack your parachute, I keep mine right here in my sleeve pocket.

June 30, 2014
A Dabble a Day
Been dabbling since I was in diapers. Back then, milkshakes, honey mustard pretzels, whatever. Nowadays big rump mags, Japanese squid stuff, you know the drill. Where do I do my dabbling? Library mainly. Free to dabble on the people’s dollar. Dilly-dally on the web for hours. Like to walk around Andronico’s and nibble. Always something, every aisle. Loose chips and fresh dips, that’s alright.

A Dabble a Day

Been dabbling since I was in diapers. Back then, milkshakes, honey mustard pretzels, whatever. Nowadays big rump mags, Japanese squid stuff, you know the drill. Where do I do my dabbling? Library mainly. Free to dabble on the people’s dollar. Dilly-dally on the web for hours. Like to walk around Andronico’s and nibble. Always something, every aisle. Loose chips and fresh dips, that’s alright.

June 26, 2014
Making My Whoopis Daily
My therapist likes to say a Whoopi a day keeps the doctor away. I go through a lot of pencils drawing my Whoopis but it is worth it. The favorite of all Whoopis is my Sister Act one. It is framed and invaluable. She is nearly an angel in that flick. Coming in close second is my Guinan Whoopi. She is always serving up the best advice. I never leave confused. Another good Whoopi is Beverly Hills Brats. She is always cruising around that town like she owns it. There’s basically no bad angle to make a Whoopi. Do it daily and you are set for life.

Making My Whoopis Daily

My therapist likes to say a Whoopi a day keeps the doctor away. I go through a lot of pencils drawing my Whoopis but it is worth it. The favorite of all Whoopis is my Sister Act one. It is framed and invaluable. She is nearly an angel in that flick. Coming in close second is my Guinan Whoopi. She is always serving up the best advice. I never leave confused. Another good Whoopi is Beverly Hills Brats. She is always cruising around that town like she owns it. There’s basically no bad angle to make a Whoopi. Do it daily and you are set for life.

June 25, 2014
Donnie the Dodo
They always called me Donnie the Dodo growing up. I like to take my sweet time with things, that’s just me. Now I’m doing just fine, thank you very much. I took a course at the J.C. in genes, not the type on your pants haha. The type we are made of.  Once you get in the lab it is confusing at first. Real confusing. When I learn the ropes, I never forget them. It might take a bit but once I’ve got it I’ve got it. So I figured why don’t I try to bring back the dodo if I’m such a dodo. Well, I did it, you probably heard about it. My farm is the biggest in the world. My eggs are top notch and my steaks are delectable. Who is the dodo now?

Donnie the Dodo

They always called me Donnie the Dodo growing up. I like to take my sweet time with things, that’s just me. Now I’m doing just fine, thank you very much. I took a course at the J.C. in genes, not the type on your pants haha. The type we are made of.  Once you get in the lab it is confusing at first. Real confusing. When I learn the ropes, I never forget them. It might take a bit but once I’ve got it I’ve got it. So I figured why don’t I try to bring back the dodo if I’m such a dodo. Well, I did it, you probably heard about it. My farm is the biggest in the world. My eggs are top notch and my steaks are delectable. Who is the dodo now?

June 20, 2014
My Pepper Packets
I never leave home without my pepper packets. My pocket is where I keep my packets. My spice of life is my pepper packet. There’s always a pocket for pepper packets in my jacket. My spicy egg salad sandwich packs a punch. It is my favorite delicious lunch.

My Pepper Packets

I never leave home without my pepper packets. My pocket is where I keep my packets. My spice of life is my pepper packet. There’s always a pocket for pepper packets in my jacket. My spicy egg salad sandwich packs a punch. It is my favorite delicious lunch.

June 19, 2014
Carpet CityTook a time machine to Carpet City1975, Anno DominiRugs weren’t regulated, left to beSuites my situation, free and easyShampoo it frequently, keep it shiningOccasionally, some fine diningWhen the music started, people cut a rug real goodPeel it off and there’s no hard wood

Carpet City
Took a time machine to Carpet City
1975, Anno Domini
Rugs weren’t regulated, left to be
Suites my situation, free and easy
Shampoo it frequently, keep it shining
Occasionally, some fine dining
When the music started, people cut a rug real good
Peel it off and there’s no hard wood

June 19, 2014
Dad duds

Dad duds

June 17, 2014
Arinell Pizza Haiku
Thin crust punk grease slice
A box for five dimes extra
Punch bubbles for show

Arinell Pizza Haiku

Thin crust punk grease slice

A box for five dimes extra

Punch bubbles for show

June 16, 2014

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June 12, 2014
"Mission Rap" by Valencia St Snoop Dog aka Tha Rasta ImpostaAnd IDon’t even knowWent to eat a fish at BasaSomething’s vanishing, La RazaIn the air I smell itHair products from yesteryear I can tell itDoesn’t even matter every single dayHard to walk the walk, everyone in my wayUsed to holla, tacos were a dollar, now I gotta step over a mandalaMissing dat phat ass, Google Glass is a boardWant a jelly donut, but a cronut, oh lord

"Mission Rap" by Valencia St Snoop Dog aka Tha Rasta Imposta
And I
Don’t even know
Went to eat a fish at Basa
Something’s vanishing, La Raza
In the air I smell it
Hair products from yesteryear I can tell it
Doesn’t even matter every single day
Hard to walk the walk, everyone in my way
Used to holla, tacos were a dollar, now I gotta step over a mandala
Missing dat phat ass, Google Glass is a board
Want a jelly donut, but a cronut, oh lord

June 12, 2014

June 11, 2014

June 9, 2014
My Lucky Butterfinger Cap
I never leave home without my Butterfinger baseball cap. It is my lucky hat, without it you never know. The worst day of my life was the day I left my cap at home. Let’s just say it ended in the emergency room and fifteen stitches. I’ve got a firm grip on life with my Butterfinger baseball cap.

My Lucky Butterfinger Cap

I never leave home without my Butterfinger baseball cap. It is my lucky hat, without it you never know. The worst day of my life was the day I left my cap at home. Let’s just say it ended in the emergency room and fifteen stitches. I’ve got a firm grip on life with my Butterfinger baseball cap.

June 8, 2014
Behind the Music Part Two:
It was over in an instant, left on Sandstone Dr, right before my eyes. There goes my day, baby. No way no how, look up it’s all clouds. I went my way back to my driveway. There was no way she was going. Not that type of turn. Went to my cave, my peace of mind. Gibson so beautiful I wined and dined. Wrote the riff, put out my spliff. That was that if you got to know. -LK

Behind the Music Part Two:

It was over in an instant, left on Sandstone Dr, right before my eyes. There goes my day, baby. No way no how, look up it’s all clouds. I went my way back to my driveway. There was no way she was going. Not that type of turn. Went to my cave, my peace of mind. Gibson so beautiful I wined and dined. Wrote the riff, put out my spliff. That was that if you got to know. -LK

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